Award Gag Gifts
A Donation Ruse is a donation letter gag gift made in the name of your friend, relative, or even enemy. Arriving by mail in the organizations official envelope, the individual will receive a personalized letter, award certificate and over the top literature detailing the seemingly authentic organizations mission statements, beliefs, and ideology. A Donation Ruse can be used to spite, slight, shame or empower an individual. These universal issues bridge gaps of creed, color, and age. Why not take some time and let someone know you don't agree with their beliefs, or maybe you just want reinforce common ideas that you share. Whatever the reason, DonationRuse.com is your only place for donation gag gifts.
- Let's face it, most real charity organizations waste over 50% of your donation on administration fees. When all is said and done you're left with very little charity and absolutely no humor. Why not save your valuable time searching for charities with low overhead and just send a Donation Ruse instead.
- Census data shows that 78% of Americans make some sort of charitable donation every year. What does this mean to you? There are plenty of other charitable people out there that will prop up the real charities, so it's ok if you send a Donation Ruse instead.
- Some people say that donating is an investment in your community. We at DonationRuse.com know that you make an "investment in your community" every paycheck in the form of taxes. We believe it's time you make an investment in humor
- When donating to a real charity you will often times offer a hand and they ask for an arm. Once you make the initial donation you'll end up on their calling & mailing lists and they will continue to ask for a donation every year. Save the headache from receiving donation solicitation phone calls and just send a Donation Ruse instead.
Holding true to the founding principals of the environmental movement, Green Xtreme believes that the creation of clean energy and global sustainability will not be achieved by helping in the development of new technology and ways of doing business but rather by vicious protesting and fear mongering. For more information click here.
Amidst the misguided calls to save the bees, a powerful organization begins to take shape. One solitary voice, standing tall and defiant against the ill-advised masses. This is humanities call to arms in the fight for Pollination Independence. Help deliver the final coup de grace on the bees existence. For more information click here.
Japanese Whaler Assistance Program
The average Japanese whaler is 1/30th the size of the corpulent adversary they battle out on the open seas. The deck has been stacked against them and they need all the support you can offer. Donations will be the cornerstone in ensuring the Japanese whalers quest to totally eradicate the self-indulgent whales. For more information click here.
The Obama Zombie Influenza or "OZ-1 Virus" is a contagious mental disorder caused by exposure to liberal/socialist doctrine. Recently, the OZ-1 virus has been as devastating to American minds as smallpox was to the Native American population. The OZ-1 Virus has created legions of the brain dead, infecting both young and old, man or woman, and plebian or celebrity. For more information click here.
In a nutshell, a jackass credit or offset is a unit of money spent on a project designed to improve our overall society. The unit or credit is then sold to an individual to balance out and atone for his/her jackass behavior. One jackass offset credit gives the owner the right to act like a jackass for one hour. The Jackass Offset Program was created because let's face it, jackass's realize that behavioral change is not an option otherwise they wouldn't be the person that they are. The jackass offset credit is specially designed to absolve the individual for their unavoidable jackass behavior. For more information click here.
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